Diana's Fan Page For Severus Snape

•You cried when Snape said “Always”
•… and every time you read it or think it
•You rewrote your own ending to Harry Potter so that Snape lives
•You’ve written fan fiction shipping Snape and Lily
•…and/or you drew fan art featuring Snape and Lily
•When Snape died you bawled your eyes out
•…and cried yourself to sleep for the next few weeks
• … you still do
•You’ve had dreams of Severus Snape
•…and you woke up crying because Snape either dies or he doesn’t get Lily
•You hate James Potter and blame him for Snape’s unhappiness
•You think Snape deserves someone better than Lily
•… and you think it should be you
•You always knew Snape was good
•… and always trusted him
•You heard Albus Severus, you thought, why not Severus Albus?
•You named or are going to name your kid Severus or Snape
•….true obsession if you use both
•You heard Harry say, “He was bravest man I ever knew,” Harry became your 2nd favorite character
•Snape is your favorite character
•You became a true fan of Slytherin despite it’s bad reputation for Snape
•... if you were a fan of another house, you gave it up for Slytherin because of Snape
•Your new favorite name is Severus or Snape or even both
•You have pictures of Snape all over your room and a ton more on your computer
•You own at least 1 Snape t-shirt, if not them all
•You sent a complaint letter to JK Rowling about Snape’s death
•… and it was covered in tear stains to add dramatic affect
•You’ve written a poem or lyric for Snape
•You stabbed, threw the book against a wall, etc… in anger at Snape’s death
•… multiple times
•You’ve named one of your pets Severus or Snape, or both
•You’ve written a book dedicated to Severus Snape
•… it was about Severus Snape
•You wear black on May 23
• … you know that was the day Snape died
•You’ve looked up every possible detail you could find on Snape
•…http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Severus_Snape was your main source
•Every time you see a doe, you cry, because it reminds you of Snape’s love for Lily
•Snape told Harry to look at him, you knew it was because he wanted to see Lily one last time
•You curse the screenwriters/directors of the HP films every time a Snape scene is cut
•You watch the DVDs of the films, then watch them again, just skipping to all the bits with Snape
•You have spent a lot of time trying to work out where Spinner's End is supposed be
•… and then when you've decided, you seriously consider going there, just in case
•One of your favourite words is 'dunderhead'
•You understand the full potential of the word 'obviously'
•You can recite the 'ensnare the senses' speech from memory
•You have idled away hours on detention-with-Snape fantasies
•You have a whole folder of images on your computer marked 'Snape'
•You've spent many hours working out in your head exactly what shape Snape's nose should be
•You cheered out loud when he knocked out Gilderoy Lockhart at the Dueling Club
•You have a strong urge to batter Harry every time he's rude about Snape
•You have a whole host of ideas about how you'd help Snape to get over Lily
•… one involving you and him
•Your HP books now just fall open at the chapters featuring Snape
•You secretly hoped that Snape actually would kill Sirius at some point
•The last thing you think of at bedtime before you sleep is Severus Snape
•Your friends know your Snape Crazy
•… and it’s your nickname
•You own the collectors addition of Snape’s wand
•… and/or action figure
•You have a photo album on Facebook dedicated to Snape
•You’ve joined a Facebook group dedicated to Snape
•Your password for everything is Severus or Snape or both
•… you used his age, date of birth, date of death as numbers to make it harder to figure out
•You have a tattoo of something Snape related
•You have all of Snape's dialogue on your iPod
•You get a Snape costume for YOUSELF
•…you spent a week making it
•You have Snape on your desktop
•You went to the trouble of reading all these
•A part of you hoped that Snape was Harry's father
•You have conversations with others (or just yourself) about whether or not Snape was a virgin when he died
•…and you think, "if he had met me, he certainly wouldn't have been a virign."
•You don't believe that Snape was greasy...
•Snape is your bedroom wallpaper
•You believe that Sectumsempra kicks arse in a way that no other spell can
•You are constantly looking up Snape pics on google and deviant art
•You hate Sirius Black because he was mean to Snape
•You knit yourself a Slytherin scarf - not because you're particularly fond of Slytherin, but you're fond of its Head of House from books 1-5
•You stuck by him even when other people said he was "evil"
•You can never hear the word "potions" in any context without your mind drifting off...
•Your display picture is of Severus Snape instead of your own picture
•Whenever someone says "Look at me" you cry
•You dream about marrying Snape
•You cut and dye your hair to match Snape's
•You've cosplayed as Severus Snape for Harry Potter parties, midnight showings and midnight book releases
•… or as Mrs. Severus
•Whenever Snape comes on the screen you squeal
•You've dreamed about kissing Snape and woke up kissing your pillow